"I Deserve More Credit for Not Stabbing People" Neoprene Coozie – A Celebration of Self-Restraint
Some people deserve a medal, but let’s be real—you deserve a drink for keeping your cool. This "I Deserve More Credit for Not Stabbing People" neoprene coozie is perfect for those who navigate daily life with unmatched patience (and a little suppressed rage). Featuring a subtle knife pattern on a clean white background, this drink sleeve delivers just the right amount of dark humor while keeping your drink ice cold.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Cold & Hands Dry – High-quality neoprene insulation keeps your 12oz cans and bottles chilled, just like your temper (most days).
✔ Lightweight & Portable – Folds flat, making it easy to carry anywhere—work happy hours, family functions, or frustrating meetings.
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting – Built to withstand daily annoyances, passive-aggressive comments, and unsolicited advice.
✔ Minimalist Yet Savage Design – A monochrome knife print with bold black text for a look that’s both classy and cutting.
✔ Perfect Gift for the Sarcastic & Stressed – Great for coworkers, friends, or anyone who deserves applause for their self-control.
🔪 Grab yours today—because some days, sipping is safer than snapping!