"I’m Mean Because I Grew Up in New England" Neoprene Coozie – Cold Drinks, Colder Attitudes
If you know, you know. Growing up in New England means you’ve survived brutal winters, aggressive driving, Dunkin’ addiction, and the inability to sugarcoat anything. This "I’m Mean Because I Grew Up in New England" neoprene coozie perfectly sums up that hardcore regional personality, all while keeping your drink ice cold. Whether you're sipping a beer at a tailgate, crushing a seltzer at the beach, or just embracing your natural-born sarcasm, this coozie is made for you.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Cold & Hands Dry – Made from high-quality neoprene, perfect for 12oz cans and bottles.
✔ Lightweight & Portable – Folds flat, so you can bring it from Fenway to the backyard BBQ.
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting – Built tough, just like every New Englander who’s fought through a nor’easter for coffee.
✔ Classic Camo Design – A rugged camouflage print with bold text—because blending in isn’t really the New England way.
✔ Perfect Gift for the New England Native – Great for Bostonians, Massholes, Mainers, and anyone who’s ever been personally victimized by the weather and still stayed salty.