"Your Lack of Swearing Makes Me Uncomfortable" Neoprene Coozie – For Those Who Keep It Real
If "cussing like a sailor" is your second language, this "Your Lack of Swearing Makes Me Uncomfortable" neoprene coozie is your new drink holder of choice. Designed for those who know that a well-placed expletive makes everything better, this coozie is perfect for parties, BBQs, tailgates, or just cracking open a cold one after a long day of keeping it together.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Cold – High-quality neoprene insulation means your 12oz cans and bottles stay ice-cold longer.
✔ Lightweight & Travel-Friendly – Folds up easily, making it a must-have for road trips, beach days, and drinking with your no-filter crew.
✔ Durable & Built to Last – Ready for all your beer-holding, swear-filled rants and deep conversations.
✔ Bold & Hilarious Design – Red and black lettering with speech bubbles full of “bleeped-out” swearing—because sometimes, words just aren’t enough.
✔ Perfect Gift for the Foul-Mouthed Friend – Great for bartenders, construction workers, stand-up comedians, and anyone who spices up their sentences with a little profanity.
🔥 Grab one today and let your drink stay chill—even if your language isn’t! 🍻💥