"Gen X – Raised on Hose Water & Neglect" Neoprene Coozie – For the Toughest Generation
If you grew up drinking straight from the hose, riding bikes until the streetlights came on, and figuring life out the hard way, this "Gen X – Raised on Hose Water & Neglect" neoprene coozie is made for you. Tough times made tough people, and no one does cold drinks and dark humor better than Gen X. Perfect for BBQs, tailgates, backyard beers, and reminiscing about a childhood with zero supervision.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Ice Cold – Premium neoprene insulation ensures your 12oz cans and bottles stay colder, longer.
✔ Lightweight & Portable – Folds flat for easy storage, making it perfect for road trips, beach days, and bonfires.
✔ Durable & Built to Last – Just like you, this coozie is made to withstand the test of time.
✔ Nostalgic & Funny Design – Features a bold, distressed Gen X logo and a hilariously accurate slogan.
✔ Great Gift for Gen Xers – Ideal for birthdays, reunions, or any friend who remembers life before the internet.
🚲 Snag yours today and sip your drink like the unsupervised legend you are! 🍻