"Don’t Piss Me Off" Neoprene Coozie – Elegance with an Attitude
Keep it classy, but make it clear—this "Don’t Piss Me Off" neoprene coozie perfectly blends vintage charm with modern sass. Featuring a stunning blue floral toile pattern, this drink sleeve is for the ones who appreciate fine aesthetics but have zero tolerance for nonsense. Whether you’re sipping wine on the porch, cracking open a cold one at a party, or simply letting people know where you stand, this coozie does the talking for you.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Ice Cold – High-quality neoprene insulation ensures your 12oz cans and bottles stay perfectly chilled.
✔ Lightweight & Portable – Folds flat for easy storage, making it perfect for brunch, backyard hangouts, and wine nights.
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting – Just like your patience—until it runs out.
✔ Sophisticated Yet Savage Design – A classic floral background with bold typography, because being direct never looked so good.
✔ Perfect Gift for the No-Nonsense Crowd – Great for friends, moms, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates beauty with a bite.