Whore Mouth Coaster

Whore Mouth Coaster

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"Shut Your Whore Mouth" Cross-Stitch Style Cork-Backed Coaster

Classic elegance meets unapologetic sass in this cork-backed coaster that looks like a sweet vintage cross-stitch—until you read the message. With delicate floral embroidery vibes and a bold statement that leaves no room for misinterpretation, this coaster is perfect for those who appreciate a little humor with their home decor.

Why You Need This Coaster:

✔️ Durable & Functional: Hardboard top with a cork backing to keep surfaces safe from condensation and drink rings.
✔️ Perfectly Passive-Aggressive: A great way to set the tone at the dinner table (or office desk).
✔️ Conversation Starter: Whether you’re hosting guests or sipping alone, this coaster guarantees a reaction.
✔️ Unique Gift Idea: Perfect for friends with a twisted sense of humor, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm.
✔️ Easy to Clean: Just wipe with a damp cloth and get back to serving up some attitude.

If your aesthetic is “cottagecore, but make it rude,” this coaster is calling your name. Grab yours today and let your drinks (and your decor) do the talking.