"Intrusive Thot" Neoprene Coozie – Cute, Sassy & A Little Unhinged
If your mind is 50% intrusive thoughts and 50% thot behavior, this "Intrusive Thot" neoprene coozie is practically made for you. Featuring a sweet but spicy lace-heart design in a vintage valentine style, this drink holder is perfect for the baddies who embrace chaos, confidence, and just a little bit of delusion. Whether you’re sipping on something strong at brunch, keeping it cute at girls' night, or staying hydrated while making questionable decisions, this coozie is your perfect companion.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Cold & Hands Dry – Made from high-quality neoprene to insulate your 12oz cans and bottles while you plot your next move.
✔ Lightweight & Travel-Friendly – Folds flat, making it easy to take wherever your thot impulses lead you.
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting – Built for nights out, gossip sessions, and overthinking every interaction.
✔ Adorably Unhinged Design – A cute vintage-style heart with an unfiltered message, because balance is key.
✔ Perfect Gift for the Fun & Fearless – Ideal for hot girls, internet trolls, and anyone who lives in the space between self-care and self-sabotage.
💖 Snag yours today and sip with confidence, chaos, and a little extra thot energy! 🍹