"I Want to Be Nice, But Everyone Annoys Me" Neoprene Coozie – Sip, Sigh, Repeat
Let’s be honest—patience is running low, but your drink is staying cold. This "I Want to Be Nice, But Everyone Annoys Me" neoprene coozie is perfect for the sarcastic, mildly irritated, and perpetually over it. Featuring a fiery background that matches your burning frustration, this drink sleeve is a must-have for work happy hours, family gatherings, and everyday life in general.
Why You Need This Coozie:
✔ Keeps Drinks Cold & Hands Dry – Made from premium neoprene, keeping your 12oz cans and bottles chilled while you silently judge.
✔ Lightweight & Portable – Folds flat for easy carrying, because let’s face it—you’ll need this everywhere.
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting – Built tough, just like your tolerance for small talk.
✔ Bold & Relatable Design – A moody fire-themed background with a handwritten-style message that speaks to your soul.
✔ Perfect Gift for the Perpetually Annoyed – Ideal for friends, coworkers, and anyone who thrives on sarcasm and caffeine.
🔥 Grab yours today and sip through the struggle! 🍻